iTampon

Alternative name for Apple's newest product, the iPad. The iPad looks like an iPod touch, but it has a bigger screen and costs a lot more money.

Guy 1 - "Hey, did you get your new iTampon yet?"
Guy 2 - "You mean the iPad? No, it's not coming out until March."
Guy 1 - "Oh well, guess you're going to have to stick to Maxi pads for now"

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iScratch

A result of using any iPod (with a metal back) or iPhone without a case, characterized by ungodly amounts of fine scratches on the back of said device.

John decided to blow all his money on AppleCare rather than get a case for his iPhone. Now because he went commando, his phone has a nasty case of iScratch.

Is that iScratch on your iPod, or did you just try to chisel your name on it with a screwdriver?

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Benadrunk

The effects arising from taking Benadryl in the morning and then being completely f*cked up for the rest of the day. Also possible with NyQuil, Valium, Lunesta, and many other prescription and OTC products.

I'm so benadrunk today, I fell asleep during the fire drill 5th period.

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