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To be completely and utterly confused by the situation because you were too busy thinking something completely irrelevant to the current conversation and or event
"You're completely parwombled right now, aren't you?"
To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.
"AHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK!?
Shit, this is a Lonely Man's Bukake.
Fuck, that stings"
A pickle of which has gained the gift of sentient life to ravage the unforgiving teens of Scotland, Ireland, England and whales.
Or a rusted coin fetish
Angus - "I was honestly terrified last night, a Pickle Penny was outside me house last night, it broke it and watched me from the corner, touching itself"
Aaron - "oh god! pickles are very scary though, especially ones that have gained the gift of life"
Angus - "the fuck is a pickle?"
To explode liquid shit moving at approximately 90-155MPH all over your sexual partner during intercourse
last night was absolutely terrible, i shittenfuck all over my daughter's cat
A penis made of pure cobblestone
OOOoo look at him, he's got a right Cobble-Cock, dunt he?
A penis made of pure cobblestone
OOOoo look at him, he's got a right Cobble-Cock, dunt he?