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"I was so horny that when i got home from school i turned on some porn on my computer and made the cyclops cry"
"When I'm horny, making the cyclops cry is the only thing that can cure what ails me"
Engaging in the act of masturbation
"Dude, my mom totally caught me skinning the sausage last night when she walked in my room unannounced."