A 750 mL bottle of Wild Turkey.
"Oh man, that 48-minute version of Freebird was sweet. Let's kill a turkey leg before the encore."
or
"I'm sorry officer, one minute I was cracking open a turkey leg, next thing I knew I woke up in an ice cream truck wearing children's underpants."
or
"Dude 1: Hey, man, last night I had a turkey leg and couldn't feel my dick afterwards.
Dude 2: Wow."
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