October 29

National Penis Inspection Day
An annual inspection, which happens on October 29th. Start off by going up to your significant other or someone (with consent), to check their package to make sure everything is alright downstairs.

Gym Teacher: "Guys, it's October 29th, you know what that means"
Josh: "Oh god, I might fail the inspection"
Sarah: "Don't worry, Josh, everything looks alright, you'll be fine!"

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Amongium

An unbreakable material, can be used in place of something that's rough.

Damn, boy, are those abs made of amongium??