leesey

A girl who is not hot in any way but still tries to dance like a whore at clubs; a wannabe slut; also very clingy girl, with same characteristics

Derived from the aspect that real sluts are "loose", while a leesey is not loose, but wants to be, so she is "leese".

Guy: Dude, where have you been?
Wingman: You SO owe me man, I got stuck with another leesey!

or

Guy: *panting* Man, we gotta go!
Other Guy: What is it?
Guy: *looks over shoulder* That leesey just tried to kiss me!
Other Guy: *panicked* Oh (expletive), duck down and follow me!

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The law of Bean

The universal rule that Sean Bean can never be allowed to live throughout the entirety of any television program or movie in which he stars. For every show/film in which he survives, one of his fellow actors dies in real life.

"Dude, did you hear about (insert actor name here)?"

"Yeah, how'd he/she die?"

"Their director broke the law of Bean"

"What? That's insane!"

twaq

Basically an f-word replacement to avoid offense, can be used in all of the same ways as the f-word.

"Twaq, I left my key in my other pants!"

"You are twaqing stupid man, anyone knows that she's hot."

"Mother-twaqer"

"What the twaq?"

and so on...

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