To mis-pronounce knickers, such as in the play Bouncers...
Jack: And the elastic of her knippers snapped in the night?
Scott&Calum&Andy: KNIPPERS?
Means the same as diddly squat but sounds funnier. Also appears on "Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow"
Craig: How much you got there?
Lar: Diddly Squit
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much like regular pissflaps but an entertainly disturbing offshoot.
a woman has been working out in tight clothes. imagine the sweaty pissflaps. *shudders*
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like a retard.
but with extra spasticness.
well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.
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Who goes there stated young Jimmypotomus, the half breed from when Captain Jacko slept with Mary, the local hippopotomus prostitute. That was a romantic evening!
Aluminium is widely used because of its low density, good conductivity and corrosion resistance
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Something which gives out the distinct impression that it ought to be a twat even if it doesn't look like one
Erm, i could try to be sensible, but instead i'm going to be both "witty" and "biting" and say YOUR MUMMA!
Sorry
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One who believes in Santa beyond the age of 6 or 7 years old
My cousin, Jimmy, is 12 and still believes in Santa. What a Santanist.
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