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Knippers

To mis-pronounce knickers, such as in the play Bouncers...

Jack: And the elastic of her knippers snapped in the night?
Scott&Calum&Andy: KNIPPERS?

by LordBLunkey June 18, 2004


diddly squit

Means the same as diddly squat but sounds funnier. Also appears on "Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow"

Craig: How much you got there?
Lar: Diddly Squit

by LordBLunkey June 16, 2004

15πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


sweaty pissflaps

much like regular pissflaps but an entertainly disturbing offshoot.

a woman has been working out in tight clothes. imagine the sweaty pissflaps. *shudders*

by LordBLunkey March 5, 2005

28πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


spacktard

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.

well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.

by LordBLunkey May 13, 2005

42πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Aquantis

Who goes there stated young Jimmypotomus, the half breed from when Captain Jacko slept with Mary, the local hippopotomus prostitute. That was a romantic evening!

Aluminium is widely used because of its low density, good conductivity and corrosion resistance

by LordBLunkey June 13, 2004

6πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


twattish

Something which gives out the distinct impression that it ought to be a twat even if it doesn't look like one

Erm, i could try to be sensible, but instead i'm going to be both "witty" and "biting" and say YOUR MUMMA!





Sorry

by LordBLunkey July 22, 2004

10πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


santanist

One who believes in Santa beyond the age of 6 or 7 years old

My cousin, Jimmy, is 12 and still believes in Santa. What a Santanist.

by LordBLunkey June 12, 2004

33πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž