diddly squit

Means the same as diddly squat but sounds funnier. Also appears on "Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow"

Craig: How much you got there?
Lar: Diddly Squit

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period

when a woman bleeds from her happy hole

takes up a stupid length of a womans life.

glad im not female.

"urgh. whats that? why's your body bleeding? from that hole? that's not fun at all!"

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meh?

To show confusion

Kim: wot u say to her bout thing other day?
Lar: meh?

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LordBlunkey

Lord of the Blunkeys.

Thinks he's better than he really is

Blunkey, Blunkey, Blunkey, Oh wow! A lesser-spotted LordBlunkey!

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spacktard

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.

well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.

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twattish

Something which gives out the distinct impression that it ought to be a twat even if it doesn't look like one

Erm, i could try to be sensible, but instead i'm going to be both "witty" and "biting" and say YOUR MUMMA!





Sorry

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santanist

One who believes in Santa beyond the age of 6 or 7 years old

My cousin, Jimmy, is 12 and still believes in Santa. What a Santanist.

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