cutting yourself

A really REALLY STUPID thing to do! DON'T fucking do it!!!

She cut herself, thus becoming a "stupid bitch"

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david firth

a comic genius. sick and twisted, but fucking awesome.

burnt face man. dear god thats good funnies.

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no-one cares

A term which i find fits Kim quite well. Though it is a generalisation, which im opposed to, i think it is, by and large, true.

(If anyone does care, and wishes to argue their case, i'd like to hear from you. I like funny e-mails...)

Kim: Blah blah blah, i have problems with everyone. I'm always in an argument. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
Lar: No-one care

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TWATerrific

The opposite of terrific. Often used in a sarcastic way.

Lar: I fell in a hole today :(
Cal: That's terrific!
Lar: Ye man, really TWATerrific.

gay ting to the crew bo

A term which i like to use, because it's funny.

Adam: hey man
Scott: oh my, u really are a gay ting to the crew bo, aren't you.
Adam: ye...

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little miss high and mighty

Well, a term that is used to insult someone who is very pretentious, and seems to think the world revolves around her.

Becky. Who i hate. For a number of reasons. Including the fact she is "little miss high and mighty".

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virtual slap

THe process of wanting to slap someone, but being elsewhere, and so you summon the VIRTUAL SLAP! You simply go *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE* and the other person becomes slapped. However, it can fail if the slappee decides to "reject" the slap

Oli: Hey Scott, you're really orange!
Scott: *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE*
Oli: Ow!

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