Nighthawk

When gay guys talk about anything that makes them sound gay. For instance, award shows, other attractive males, fashion, actors, etc. Can be expressed as both a language and a point system.

Gayboy1: Did you see who won the Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture on the Golden Globes last night?
Closetcase1: Nah, I don't speak Nighthawk.

Gayboy2: Who's that actor?
Gayboy1: Oh my gosh, I can't believe you just asked that. You just lost Nighthawk points.

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sandychaps

When you have sand lodged in places it doesn't belong.

Person 1: The other day I was building a sandcastle only to discover upon standing that I had a serious case of sandychaps.
Person 2: Bummer.