Noodle Time

When it’s time for noodles

“Hey do you want some of these noodles I just made?”
“Yes of course! It is noodle time, after all!”

Mason

If you find yourself a mason, hold them tight and never let them go. They are one of the most kind, talented, intelligent, compassionate, and just overall wonderful people you’ll ever meet. They’ve seen you at both your highs and your lows, and they stay with you through all of it.

I love you mason, you’re my best friend❤️

“Hey so you know mason?”
“YES! They’re such an amazing person and a wonderful friend!”

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Wegglesnuff

A gesture made to someone that you feel has earned your complete and utter trust. This gesture involves standing with your feet slightly further than should width apart, squatting down as deep as you can, moving your hands to mimic crab claws, and circling the target of the gesture while repeatedly chanting “wegglesnuff” until you are satisfied with how you’ve expressed your appreciation for the person.

“Listen, we’ve known each other for a while now. I think it’s time.”
“R-really?”
“Yes. It is time for the wegglesnuff.”

Boopsnozzle

The act of booping one’s snozzle, typically in a teasing manner.

“Aw man! Did you just boopsnozzle me?”
“Hell yeah i did.”
“Cri”

Scrungo Bepis

Lizard supreme

“Who is she???”
“Scrungo Bepis”

Bedford Fiend

Someone you bring home with the intention of having sex with them, but they refuse to get on your bed because there’s just something about it that irks them. You end up not having sex and just being sad.

“Dude, did you hook up with anyone from the party last night?”
“There was this one hot girl I took home, but she turned out to be a Bedford fiend, so nothing came of it.”