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Lucas is the only person in the world with a bigger penis than Max. Lucas is also the most talented and funny person in the world, and his semen tastes like a vanilla frappuccino with caramel drizzle.
Lucas's shlong was so much larger than Max's, they don't even compare!
Lucas is the one person in the universe with a larger penis than Max. He is also the most talented and attractive person in the world, and his semen tastes like caramel-vanilla frappuccinos.
Dude, the I just dumped Max for Lucas. Best decision I ever made