T-Job

While Partaking in carnal pleasures the male lays down on his back, while the female takes two golf tees and sets each of the males testicles on the tees (as if she is about to get ready to "tee off").The female then slaps the man's penis and yells...FORE!!!

The T-Job takes place on grass, or some kind of ground where the tees can be staked. This makes for a more realistic sexual act as well as allows for the testicles to take a substantially more structurally sound form (as the cold air rushing around the scrotum will cause the testicles to retract towards the body) and more akin to real golf balls.

Boy 1: Jessica gave me a T-Job last night on the golf course...
Boy 2: Yea how was that?
Boy 1: It felt real good up until the point when she slapped my penis and one of my balls got impaled...

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