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I'm in a meeting

phrase A polite or secretive way to inform someone that you are (or about to be) sitting on the toilet, pooping.

"I can't talk right now. I'm in a meeting."

Person 1 knocks on bathroom door.
Person 2: I'm in a meeting right now. I might be a while.

by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022


Alfalfa hair

noun Whether you just brushed/combed your hair or not, it's the 1 - 3 strands of hair which stubbornly stick up, on the back of your head.

*Like the 'Little Rascals' character Alfalfa sported.

"Come here. You have an Alfalfa hair sticking up."
"No matter what I do, I still have these little Alfalfa hairs, on my head. I need to just snip them off."

by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022


Knee-ka-boo jeans

Jeans, or any pants in general, with cut-outs or slits in the kneecap area. An odd fashion trend, for showing off your knees.

"Ooh Jamie, love your new knee-ka-boo jeans! Where'd you get those?"

by Lorenzo Zamboni July 25, 2021


Catshit Crazy

Catshit Crazy definition #2:
what your cat is being (or going), late at night, when it's all hyper & running around the house. meanwhile, you are trying to sleep & the cat is making hella noise.

What's all that ruckus? It's 1:30 in the morning!
Oh that's just "Mr. Whiskers" going catshit crazy.

by Lorenzo Zamboni January 23, 2016

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cute-iful

a person who is cute + beautiful/sexy. has a cute, girlish face & a hot body.

Katie Holmes & Selena Gomez are completely cute-iful!
#Cute-ifulCelebs
cuteilicious

by Lorenzo Zamboni June 14, 2016


Daddy, Daddy watch me twirl

phrase Made popular by comedic, southern actor, Leslie Jordan, in his YouTube video.
def. - an exclamation made when you are feeling great, after a stressful or problematic moment. Or eager for attention.
Similar to flamboyant exuberance by a non-hetero man.

After passing a difficult test "Daddy, daddy watch me twirl!"

"Oh thank God, I'm not pregnant. Daddy, daddy watch me twirl!"

by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022

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