pigtails

Handlebars for a blowjob

Pigtails are teh sexiness

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pirate

1. A person who commits robbery at sea.
2. A music/movie thief.
3. The obvious superior to ninjas, robots, and zombies.

Pirates would totally destroy ninjas

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loof

A loof is a cross between a loser and a doof.

Donkey Lips Gelfand: I definitely don't want to be a loof.

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JWMMFC

Answer to the question "WWJD?" in an office setting when someone takes the last cup. Means "Jesus would make more f*cking coffee."

A: Is that the last cup??
B: Yeah.
A: WWJD?
B: IDK
A: JWMMFC

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Romance Languages

Languages that formed from ancient Latin dialects spoken mainly in Rome. Languages include Spanish, French, Portugese, Catalan, Langue d'oc, Italian, Sardinian, and Romanian. These languages tend to share many similar structural and pronunciational guidelines and similarly spelled words.

Romance languages are often easy to learn.

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Stryper

A Christian hair metal band from the 80's. They wore black and yellow striped leather outfits. Their album "To Hell with the Devil" went platinum.

Speak of the devil
He's no friend of mine
To turn from him is what we have in mind

Just a liar and a thief
The word tells us so
We like to let him know
Where he can go

To hell with the devil
To hell with the devil

When things are going wrong
You know who to blame
He will always live
Up to his name

He's never been the answer
There's a better way
We are here to rock you
And to say

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yeehad

The American version of a jihad, propagated against those Islamists who would desecrate their faith by slaughtering innocents, sending children to die as suicide bombers, beheading prisoners, stoning raped women, and killing apostates.

We need a good old American yeehad

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