trap and crap

Luring someone under false pretenses of urinating into the bathroom and making them entertain you while you take a dump.

Becky didn't want to be alone with her constipation so she pulled a trap and crap on Art.

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cunt cicle

the result of female uraniation in which the fridge air freezes the coochal area and produces piss cicles: see piss cicles.

Becky exclaimed "It's so cold outside I just got a cunt cicle!"

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