POA

"Piss Out the Ass"
When a person is unfortunately suffering from some mad diarrhea.

Mary: "You're not looking so great, Josh."

Josh: "I know, I've got some mad POA. I've spent 5 hours in the bathroom today."

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FSP

Stands for "Fuck, Shit, Piss" This is used when something extremely unpleasant presents itself, and unfortunately Great Aunt Ann is in the room, so you're forced to use an acronym.

Setting - Family Gathering

Aunt Milda: "Oh Laura, watch out for ..." (Little cousin Billy dumps his steaming bowl of Spaghetti O's on Laura's lap)

Laura: "Ahhh!! FSP!!!!"

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FAS

Stands for "Fat Arm Syndrome"

A person with more than necessary arm fat.

"Can you see Mary's FAS flapping in the wind?"

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