English

English is overly complicated

WhY EnGLiSh sO COmPliCATed

pulling an Ayaan

BeInG sLOw

OH mAn AyAaN iS so sLow
This is pulling an Ayaan

frickballs

Frick balls

Frickballs —_—

mig-29

Stupid Russian aircraft

The Ukrainians are using those mig-29s to destroy Russia

RDX

An incredibly powerful explosive. A truckload of the stuff could destroy the Washington Monument (not that I’ve tried

Terrorist: Anybody want a truckload of RDX?

RDX in a nutshell

An incredibly powerful explosive. A truckload of the stuff could destroy the Washington Monument (not that I’ve tried)

Terrorist: Anybody want a truckload of RDX?
Customer: I like RDX in a nutshell

Ms. Bird

A kind band director at a middle school

OMG ITS MS. Bird the band director