verbatt

Smart bastard. Knows some shit. Can't go wrong with a Verbatt in your life.

Man1: "I just became friends with Verbatt."
Man2: "Dude, that's the best news ever.

Thirza

Men want her, women want to be her. She's perfect and wonderful and never does anything wrong. Delightful af and tremendously funny. when she misspells a word...that becomes the new spelling of that word. strengths; generosity, kind words, positive vibes, karate. weaknesses; Thistle thistle thistle.

guy 1: That's the most perfect and wonderful girl I've ever seen.
guy 2: Yeah, a total Thirza.

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jumz point

A measurement or point value equal to or less than zero.
Similar to brownie points with less class.

A jumz point can be divided by zero.

man1: I just earned a million jumz points
man2: Wow...that's worthless...