When you take your under age son to a massage parlor for a happy ending.
I'm taking my 15 year old boy, for his first Jack Poppy, at Mei Ling's Massage Parlor. The Mama San there has a great selection of girls that are the best at giving happy endings.
When she comes and squirts in your mouth and you choke on her juices.
She squirted in my mouth when I was going down on her; led me to cuntcough when I swallowed her load.
When you eat her out, she come in your mouth and you burp in her face after.
I poonburped in her face after she came in my mouth; she could taste her on pussy.
When your girl wants some rough nipple play and you end up drawing blood. A few days later she now has a scab and ask for rough nipple play again. You end up with a baconbite scab that you accidentally swallow.
I was sucking on her titties and I got a baconbite for a snack.