grimbo

combination of two words: Grim, meaning ugly. And Bimbo, meaning a girl with loose moral character and less than average intelligence.

I drank twenty beers last night and woke up with some horrible grimbo next to me in bed.

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dutch

A Nickname for President Reagan. Nicknamed "Dutch" as a child, wenton to become the 40th US president.

DUring his presidency, Dutch got shot and later fell off a horse. It was just like one of his movies.

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Aristide

Weed, Marijuana (not hash)

derived from the former Dictator of Haiti, Jean Bertran Aristide.

Kind of in the cockney vain of slang terms (rhyming with the original term, Aristide-weed)

I went down to the Plaza and I met a couple of fine african gentlemen who were able to introduce me to President Aristide

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axe handles

A method for discussing the width of a girl's ass without her knowledge. Ass width measured by how many ax handles, laid horizontally, would constitute the diameter of her rear end.

Is she cute?
No man, she's at least 2 ax handles

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ital

a type of cooking practiced by rastafarians.

Traditional Ital cooking involves the cooking of stews without the use of extra salt. Ital meals are prepared using wooden utensils and earthenware cookware.

They are usually wholly vegetarian, although I am not sure if fish is considered Ital.

The rastafarian kept to a strict ital diet.

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Yodeling in the Canyon

Oral sex, as performed on a woman.

See: The Last Detail, starring Jack Nicholson

I had to go yodeling in the canyon before she would give me any back!

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Salty

Adj.

Used in reference to offensive or not-safe-for church language.

Probably originated due to the opinion/stereotype? that sailors swear a lot.

I asked him if that was his wife's car and he called me a bunch of curse words. Damn that was some salty language!

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