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girlfriend test

When you have sobered up enough for your girlfriend to not notice that you are/were high.

If you take mescaline, it will take you approx. 12-14 hours to pass the girlfriend test.

by Lou Stenspayce February 4, 2009

29πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Nurse Shark

A black woman's vagina, as used by a Hemingway character in To Have and Have Not when asked if he ever slept with a black woman.

Have you ever slept with a black girl?
yes.
what did it look like?
Like a nurse shark.

by Lou Stenspayce April 2, 2004

8πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


taconic parkway

Crazy no-trucks allowed road leading north out of NYC that pre-dates the interstate highway system in america.

Originally comissioned by FDR when he was governor of NY state so he could get from Manhattan to his house in the Adarondack (sp?) area in half the time.

Narrow as all hell, no sholder, cops pull you over onto the grass next to the trees.

Extremely fun to drive really, really fast at night.
Has evil drainage grates in the left hand lane that will knock your car out of alignment.

A quicker way to get out of NYC to New Hampshire/VT. if you want to avoid evil I-95.

I nearly wrapped my car around a tree going 90 on the Taconic. It was rad.

by Lou Stenspayce December 16, 2003

13πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


nt

abbreviation:

New Testament (of the bible)

I like Genesis' early work, but I much prefer the NT.

by Lou Stenspayce April 8, 2004

16πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Yodeling in the Canyon

Oral sex, as performed on a woman.

See: The Last Detail, starring Jack Nicholson

I had to go yodeling in the canyon before she would give me any back!

by Lou Stenspayce October 17, 2004

58πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Salty

Adj.

Used in reference to offensive or not-safe-for church language.

Probably originated due to the opinion/stereotype? that sailors swear a lot.

I asked him if that was his wife's car and he called me a bunch of curse words. Damn that was some salty language!

by Lou Stenspayce December 16, 2003

57πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


ital

a type of cooking practiced by rastafarians.

Traditional Ital cooking involves the cooking of stews without the use of extra salt. Ital meals are prepared using wooden utensils and earthenware cookware.

They are usually wholly vegetarian, although I am not sure if fish is considered Ital.

The rastafarian kept to a strict ital diet.

by Lou Stenspayce December 19, 2003

142πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž