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A skinny gamer dude who is a lazy start up entrepreneur. He talks about getting the big life, but he doesnât really do anything about it. Has enormous hands that can send your body riveting, but heâs very out of touch with his emotions. Still holds onto his mother figure, despite of how unhealthy she and him are. When he loves you, prepare to feel like a Princess. When he hates you, prepare to feel like his mother.
Alexander
Laura is a girl most men try very hard to forget. Unfortunately, some of the best sex was ever had with Laura, making it hard to forget her. Most men that meet a Laura encounter one of two interactions - either sheâs running away with all their money, or pounding at their door screaming to be loved. Sheâs smart enough to cut your ego in two, and self-absorbed enough to keep going in even the most dangerous of situations. Lauraâs are the kind of women men write poetry or stories about, hence the 1940 film and 1960s song dedicated to very romantic and alluring Lauraâs.
âI guess you thought I was your Laura Palmer, which is why you always expected me to fall apart, and insisted on loving me from afar.â
An emotionally uncommitted, hipster Millennial who loves Socialism. He can have a conversation with you on just about anything, and yet he hides away from emotions because he was hurt in the past. Yet, when he loves you, watch out. Youâll have to fall in love with a man who looks at you with eyes as intense as his.
âSpencer was staring at me, and it felt like he was looking into my soul.â