fucktool

1. Contraction of "fucking tool."

2. Someone utterly lacking social skills; a complete asshole; dickhead; douchebag.

Your snotty cousin is a total fucktool.

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DunDon

(dun'- don) n. Contraction for "Dunkin' Donuts," a popular donut chain, particulary throughout the Northeast US.

I'm headed to DunDon for some crullers.

*author is in no way affiliated with the Dunkin' Donuts corporation or its subsidiaries.

**partial credit to WailingAngusBeef.

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