Kidsiderate

A word used to describe a ride or attraction designed for small children at an amusement or theme park.

I didn't like the small roller coaster, it was too kidsiderate.

No Shave November

The tradition of not shaving one's face throughout the month of November. Usually followed by Mustache Monday.

All the men in the office looked like vagabonds after No Shave November.

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Mustache Monday

The first Monday after the end of No Shave November.

On this day, men shave their faces after a month of neglect; leaving nothing except a mustache style of their choice.

Everyone thought John's fu manchu was hilarious on Mustache Monday.

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jizz

What you did in your pants.

I jizzed in my pants.

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thai-arrhea

The intense, spicy, and utterly painful diarrhea one gets after consuming mass quantities of Thai food.

I'm surprised that the toilet was still solid after John's massive deposit of burning, lava-like thai-arrhea last Wednesday.

My asshole was completely singed after some awful thai-arrhea yesterday.

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