Carterville Illinois

White trash capital of the Illinois Ozarks. Largest consumer of fentanyl and oxycodone in the region. Largest producer of methamphetamine. Wear realtree camouflage to show your fashion sense. Pay Northern Illinois taxes for Appalachian hillbilly culture and disadvantages. Pretty good values in mobile home sites (even for double wides). Some great banjo venues.

You cain't miss stopping in Carterville Illinois.

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Carterville Illinois

We don't call it "Anus Illinois" for no reason.

We loves our hometown, Carterville Illinois.

williamson county illinois

Hillbilly country without the hills, just the billies.

Williamson County Illinois is East of Jackson County Illinois.

Jenny McCarthy

An aggressive very well built late middle aged woman who is rather an idiot.

My God. This nightclub is wall to wall Jenny McCarthys.

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Cunt

A woman that genuinely enjoys sex of all kinds and is excellent at giving and receiving pleasure.

Morgan is a cunt, the best, I will never forget her.

Homeschooler

Child (or young adult) whose parents are fundamentalist rightwing conspiracy theorist nuts. All public schools are jammed with atheist liberals, drugs and horny degenerates. Parents are generally losers so they can't afford private school. Child is generally unvaccinated, smelly, naive, bad teeth, barefoot, chews tobacco. Child gets out of the house once a year in their long gingham dress for the "March for Life (anti abortion event)." Child can assemble an assault rifle blindfolded faster than a marine. Quite ignorant, but generally knows higher mathematics well (up to the times tables). Has the Old and New Testaments memorized except for the Gospels. Boys are on the fast track for Bob Jones, Liberty, Wheaton, Grove City or any "Bible College." Then on to a career in a GOP presidential administration. Girls become brood mares and homeschool their children. All of them will vote for Donald Trump. Some will grow up to be Nazis or Ku Klux Klan. Others will graduate valedictorian of their homeschool class.

Love these homeschoolers; they gonna Make America Great Again!

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Syracuse

Upstate NY midsized city of impending darkness and doom. Whatever is depressing and elegant, Syracuse has at very least a little. Decaying industry, dark and gloomy weather, Romanesque architecture, dark stone buildings, stripper bars with overage dancers, losing sports teams.....

Let's go visit Syracuse, that is sure to bring down our mood.

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