Shmea

A word used to describe someone that smells like shit, gets no bitches, has a uncircumcised 2 inch dick, has blackheads the size of dimes, wears the same clothes everyday, has no friends, sends pictures with ketchup on his dick, greasy haired, speech impediment having, cellulite ridden, lice in the hair, teeth looks like a box full of cracker jack, ass breath, sweaty mother fucker

Dude 1: yo let’s go talk to that fat kid, he seems lonely and smelly

Dude 2: NOO! DONT GO NEAR SHMEA OR YOUR NOSE HAIRS WILL SINGE FROM THE STENCH OF HIM NOT SHOWING SINCE 3rd GRADE!!