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someone with poor analytical reasoning skills who either cannot, or refuses to learn fundamentals of logical problem solving and instead relies on canned "solutions" to problems from perceived internet gurus. Primarily used in the mobile device repair industry.
VERB: The act of engaging in behavior designing to elicit canned "solutions" from perceived internet gurus rather than engage in logical problem solving.
ADJECTIVE: A word to describe canned answers given to problems from perceived internet gurus.
NOUN:
plzbro technician:(initiating conversation by spamming some other business's contact form) "brother, customer's iPhone 6 not turning on, give solution plzzzzzz."
real technician: "No. Stop asking for plzbro solutions, use your brain."
VERB:
"I saw a guy plzbroing your forum last night, what a douche."
ADJECTIVE:
"That forum has no real information, it is filled with plzbros plzbroing their way to plzbro solutions that will never solve their problem."
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A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.
An example of this can be found with Adobe when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.
Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it. perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience). I feel RAPEd!
A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.
An example of this can be found with Adobe, when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.
Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it, perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)