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Antonio Miguel Mateu Lahoz is a Spanish/Argentinian football referee, known for his exquisite cockmuching techniques with Lionel Messi. He is most commonly known for absolutely sucking Messi's dick by not giving him a (second) yellow and letting Paredes stay on after rocketing a ball into opposition players that were on the bench.
Person 1: How did a small arrogant little man like Messi get kids?
Person 2: His wife went full Lahoz on him.
Person 1: Damn.
An Argentinian growth hormone merchant that is often linked with unsportsmanlike behaviour. Mostly relies on penalties, but can also dribble past an opponent that doesn't dare to tackle Messi because he knows, a penalty will be given that Pessi might score.
Other attributes that fit Lionel Messi are arrogance, autism and fascism
Person 1: What was the worst referee performance ever?
Person 2: I don't know, probabaly any of the countless times that the ref was sucking Lionel Messi's little dick.
Person 1: Yeah, that is typical Lionel Messi.
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