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A woman with her pubic hair shaved is said to have a mowed lawn.
Candace got a mowed lawn today.
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Stolen hipness occurs when a person claims to having done something really cool at an earlier time when in fact they didn't.
Marvin claimed to have attended Woodstock in 1969 when in fact he worked as a bank teller. He was a classic example of stolen hipness.
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60 refers to cunnilingus alone; as opposed to 69, which is simultaneous fellatio and cunnilingue.
"Darrell went 60 on me; we didn't have to go 69."
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When you use a port-a-potty, you are using a Talladega thunder mug.
I had the runs' so I spent a lot of time on the Talladega thunder mug.
A wet t-shirt exhibitionist prefers to wear a white t-shirt when swimming instead of a bikini bra.
The lovely Cajun Angelique sometimes is a wet t-shirt exhibitionist. Legal but damned sexy!
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A climax yodeler is a woman who makes yodel-like sounds on climax: a climax yodeler.
When you press Stephanie's button, she's a real climax yodeler.
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A person who is barbecue clueless puts white saucer mayonnaise on righteous barbecue.
They are barbecue clueless in Alabama. Tough kitty!