When you have a terrible case of the PPCs (poo poo cramps), and you know that a painful shit will soon be born.
Chad Baconmaker ate Taco Bell for lunch. He'll give birth to a shit devil later.
Mystery meat. Is it chicken at all? Who knows? Take a bite. The answer to the meat lies in the dark.
I ordered the chicken teriyaki, but after a bite, I'm sure this is chicken dark.