blarted on the job

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise

"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"

devil's tail

refers to a male's penis & its resemblance to the devil's long tail with an arrow-head tip

Travis: "Vaughn, what you getting into tonight?"
Vaughn: Gonna give ol' Rosemary the devil's tail...if she's lucky"

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