Bryce

Bryce is known as the fattest whale on earth to ever live. Bryce is a rare species from South Africa and can weigh over 60 tonnes we can’t tell for sure as he has broke every scale. Bryce also has the biggest dirtiest mole under his eye and disgusting crooked teeth with a breath so bad it could poison your lungs

Dyl Dyl: fuck he’s so fat!
Guy: it’s probably just that whale Bryce