Pool Hayes Academy

Pool Hayes Academy is a secondary school based in the West Midlands, more specifically Willenhall. It’s full of some of the worst teachers in the world and don’t even get started on the nonce of a headteacher. The lads loved most by teachers are actual crackheads or simply are just gay. And the girls at the school either have eyebrows the size of the Pepsi roller coaster at Blackpool or none at all, there’s no in between. Quite possibly the worst school in the midlands and that’s all there is to say about that.

Ahh Pool Hayes academy. That’s shit bruv