Skitz

The guy who always freaks out over the smallest thing, very irrational.

Me: " Hey my girlfriends coming over, mind if we use the living room for the afternoon"?
The Skitz: " UHHHH, YeAH yeah bUt aAHHH this is where i study because i need direct sun light for my energy levels to be right, and if i don't have it then ill fail the test for sure man, like you know? man, YOU KNOW?.........

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Fuck The Po Po

Bang a girl so good that the police are called because of excessive noise.

Fuck The Po Po : I tell ya mate, i shagged her so good last night she got arrested.

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