Sergei

Sergei is an exceptional writer. His not-easily-impressed special lady friend is super-impressed (for once)

#writing #cool #smart #funny

Sergei is so eloquent with words it makes alllllll the bitches' panties wet

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Sergei

The Originator.

My first kiss.

The one who taught me how to make love... not war.

My lifeblood.

Sergei is my everything

29👍 12👎

Tati

Tati refuses to be associated with the nonsense that is her extended family. She still real cool tho

#banks #money #harvard

Tati is a Harvard hoe on loan to her Brown University-educated pimp

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Lisa

Lisa got a new job, with benefits, like a G

#resilient

Lisa: Bossing up is a full-time job

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Lisa

Lisa’s job offer fell through :-( but her hustle remains

#bounce #back

Lisa's gonna bounce back cuz that's what Lisa does best

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Lisa

Lisa was all set to meet her love tonight. But she left the function still broke & still horny... sigh

#sad #lonely

Lisa: FML I need some non-psychopathic dick in my life... UGHHHHHH

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Sergey

A real swaggy guy who gets all the ladiez

Simp: Gotta hide my hoes... Sergey's on the prowl

42👍 11👎