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When your significant other is on her menstrual cycle, you turn her sideways and make a fist. You slide 4 fingers in her love tunnel and jam your thumb in her anus. You bring her to orgasm and your hand looks like itâs covered in Old Bay and crab mustard when you pull it out.
She was on her period and I wanted crabs, so I gave her the Maryland Crab Mallet.
When someone from Maryland repeatedly gives a mouth hug to a Krakâin 2.0 device and erroneously gives themselves a stout shot to the snout.
The distinct gentleman from Maryland gave his Krakâin 2.0 a Maryland Mouth Hug repeatedly and wound up taking multiple foamy ropes to the cheeks.