isobabies

Children, conceived during periods of forced isolation or lockdown.

Nine months after day one of isolation, to the day, the maternity wards were teeming with isobabies.

identidyke

A lesbian who dresses, talks, and has the same mannerisms as her significant other, or other indentidyke counterpart. Together they make a pigeon pair of ‘identidykes’, right down to their matching wallet chains.

Bloke 1: Hey look, there’s Robyn!
Bloke 2: Nah mate, that’s Tamara, they’re identidykes

Pinwater

A stream of high pressure water from a shower rose.

Dazza: How’s the hotel shower love.
Shazza: Fuck me Dazza, it’s fucken pinwater bro.

snorganic

Boring chit chat relating to the consumption, growing, selling or otherwise dealings with organic produce and associated sanctimonious attitudes.

That hipster cunt is totally snorganic, talking all that smack about delicious fast food