Pelican Breath

Someone with breath that stinks of garbage, sewers and shit

Jesus That William Wood has pelican breath

pelican breath

When your breath smells like shit or garbage

Jesus that William wood has pelican breath

Swifty

A goal Merchant/Machine for Reading Fc. Often likes to score free kicks or worldies. Wether it’s 20 yards or 30 yards everywhere he goes or 40 yards or 50 yards swifty scores a goal.

We are struggling for goals, let’s pass the ball to swifty. He often wins games for the mighty ding