Bin Had

To go to a party and you don't know anyone, to sit in a chair looking dangerous, go to sleep in that same chair and wake up with no hair.

JJ: What the fuck?! What the hell happened to my hair??

TT: You've just bin had mate.

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SAS

Shag's a Shag

One looses all standards in women once under the influence of alcohol and therefore will fuck anything/anyone.

Happy Matt: You gonna fuck that fat hoe?

Bernard: Yeah man, don't tell anyone though!

Happy Matt: Hey man! SAS, Shag's a Shag!

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