Senior GPS

A GPS for seniors. Not only does it give directions, it also reminds you why you went there in the first place!

Senior GPS: "You have reached your destination. Don't forget to pick up milk, aspirin and your prescription!"

Primentia

When you open up your Amazon Prime box and can't remember why you ordered the content inside. This is an advanced form of Primenesia. For people below the age of 60, it is also referred to as "early onset Primentia."

What the f*** is this? I ordered it but I can't remember why or what for. I hope I'm not developing early onset Primentia!