hanging nips

Pointy-ended, flabby man boobs.

Private Smith: {removes outer tunic, wearing undershirt only}

Private Jones: Yo, Private Smith, you got hanging nips!

Operation Deny Christmas

A military deployment or assignment causing a family separation during the holidays.

We're sending Capt Snuffy to Saudi on 10 December so that will be Operation Deny Christmas for him and his family.

dingle-dangle

The drawstrings on elastic waist-banded gym or PT uniform shorts that is prone to hanging down over the crotch.

Don't let yer dingle-dangle dangle in the dirt!
Pick up yer 'dangle and stick it in yer shirt!

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yessireebobaroony

1. Yes

2. Yea

3. Yeah

4. Affirmative

5. Si

6. Ja

7. Hai

8. Oui

Would you like fries with that?
YESSIREEBOBAROONY!

And do you, Rachel, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
YESSIREEBOBAROONY!

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octopussy

Sex organs of the octomom.

How did that chick crank out eight more kids?

Fertility drugs and because she has an octopussy.

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lip snack

A serving of dipping tobacco.

What are you up to right now?

I'm just watching the game, enjoying a lip snack.

OMG that's gross.

Yeah, but it's relaxing.

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Airman Snuffy

Hypothetical alias of an enlisted person in the US Air Force who can't seem to do anything right. Used frequently in Air Force officer training texts and case studies, Airman Snuffy is analogous to the United States Marine Corps' Gomer Pyle.

Airman Snuffy parked his car on the runway again.

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