Allah Monkey is an idolized monkey that if someone were to swear by it, they would be telling the full truth.
George: Bro, did you actually fuck a dude?
Bhullar: On Allah Monkey I did!
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The Alaskan Landpipe is performed by shitting directly in to a condom and freezing it overnight. This action is typically followed by either shoving up an unsuspecting person's ass or eating it.
Guy1: Hey, what is that thing that you did with your shit and that condom?
Guy2: Oh, that was the Alaskan Landpipe!