Loic

Known for staring in utter disbelief at other peoples stupidity, this habit is often misinterpreted as acknowledgment from the unsuspecting retard. Quick to remind people of his true feelings for them this tends to give the Loïc name a slightly negative twist, but as anyone even half way up the food chain would know he is quite a pleasant person to be with.

Often found in remote parts of the world, Loïcs tend to celebrate being united with other Loïcs. The complete and utter disregard for anything that may have been happening before this most joyous of discoveries tends to disrupt any social event for a couple of minutes while they share this most exhilarating news with anyone who is within earshot.

Loïc professions can range from motorcycle jacking to corporate extortion although they tend to live unnoticed by the law. Often moderately wealthy, they enjoy the simple things in life like fast cars, THC, and alcohol. Often at the same time.

If you meet one sincerity is the way to go, and often you will walk away unscathed, although probably not any better off as only the closest of friends gain anything from encountering these individuals.

Web spelling: Loïc

-"What is your name?"
-"Loïc"

-"Who is that guy?"
-"Loic"

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