Cormacitis

Cormacitis is an irrational fear of people named cormac, it is quite a comman fear for many people around the world. It can be cured. Most people with this fear will often drink sweat of a goat to help with the phobia.

"Oh my god, that cormac guy smells of moldy cheese and anus hairs. I feel unsafe in this area. I think i have Cormacitis"