London Calling

A marketing campain to get people moving to London. Also a section in the paper for all the poms who live in Sydney

London is Calling to find out more visit londoncalling.com.au

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chex

impyling that the receiver is grateful for a gift or action that has taken place

Woah, you smacked up that mean son-of-a-bitch that nicked my pint, chex dude!

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safety word

a word used in conjunction with s&m, consensual torture, bondage, etc - so that when you say "no" or "stop" in the heat of the moment, the other person can disregard it - the safety word is the serious-i-mean-it-now time-to-stop word. usually something ridiculus like Alabama.

"Why did Jesus die on the cross? Because he forgot his safety word."

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bugger

a person who has sexual intercourse with a different species

sometimes pat humps his dog

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cunt whacker

An instrument/tool used to trim or totally remove female pubic hair. Usually metallic, eg. razor. Does not include wax.
Derived from the brand name of an old gardening tool, "Weed Whacker."

She was looking a little rough around the edges, so she pulled out her cunt whacker.

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snub

It is an alcoholic drink

Runnin round this bitch, pissy drunk off tha snub!

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billy martin

n:a person with major skill on the guitar.
adj:beautiful, amazing, skilled.
n:God.

No one is better than Billy Martin.

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