Mubarak

Mubarak (v): To stick something, or to glue something. Mubarak (adj): slow to learn or understand.
Mubarak (n): a ......psychotic ex who ...fails to understand that the relationship is over.

I will Mubarak you to the wall.
You can Mubarak the pieces to hold them together.

She's a little Mubarak--maybe some extra tutoring would help.