Shane

Name: Shane
Date of Birth: 10,000 b.c.
Height: 4ft 5 in
Weight: 287 lbs
Relationship Status: Complicated (homosexual)
Race: White (thinks he’s Indonesian)
Social Status: Peasant
Salary: $12 every two years
Abilities: Can fit a whole bag of jelly beans up his asshole. Can also masturbate (but not by himself).

Wow, Shane has some big calves!

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