Calculatrix

noun.

A dominatrix with a background in mathematics, finance or economics. Or, one who says mathematical formulae to her captive partner for the purpose of sexual arousal.

Jude: "I thought my boyfriend Art was normal, but these days he's freaky and wants me to be a calculatrix in bed!

Lohan Holiday

noun.

(1) When someone drinks heavily during a holiday, particularly when all of their extended family is present.

(2) An exotic mixture of illegal stimulants chosen for energy-fueling and appetite suppression.

(1) George: "Mom's in the other room sleeping even though the party isn't over, she's been on a Lohan Holiday for the entire week of Thanksgiving.

(2) Cindy: "OMG Vicky, you look so skinny, did you totes do a Lohan Holiday or some shit?"

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narcissistogenic

Parental behavior resulting in the development of narcissistic tendencies in the child. Usually this behavior includes over-adultation, spoiling and improper punishment of the child, amongst others.

May be seen as similar to "schizophrenogenic" parents, except they produce narcissism and not schizophrenia.

John: "My brother can't help being that way, our father was a pretty narcissistogenic dad."

taste check

noun / euphemism.

When somebody re-evaluates their tastes (musical, culinary, etc) based on criticism from others, similar to a "reality check." Also, something expected from somebody who has flagrantly bad or vulgar taste.

Jaxon: "Bro, what you just said was foul, I think you need a taste check ASAP!"

Purplify

To change the hue of an object so it appears more violet in hue, using either digital (ie: photoshop) or physical means (ie: painting).

Callo: "It looks almost perfect, although I think you should purplify the shadows a little bit."

granola homo

A homosexual male who at first appears to be "artsy" or "earthy," but is in fact just stylized to look that way. Also, an excessively health-oriented gay man who prefers to dress like a hippie.

Jerem: "I saw Phil the other day! He had dirty hair and a long beard, he's totally turning into a granola homo.

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soulfriend

A very close friend (often lifelong) that you were "meant to be" friends with. The friend equivalent of a soulmate.

Jillian: "Oh Terra, even though we've only known each other a few months, I can tell that you're a soulfriend."

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