Mayo

A large man with an oversized head that can eat an enitre jar of mayo, down a fifth of wild turkey, and still be able to run around without a shirt showing his sloppy titties and still find no shame in it the next day.

Dude1: Dude, last night you got so sloppy drunk you beat up your friend, broke into a house, stole a hoagie, got put in bed by the cops and ate a chicks fat hairy cookie.

Dude2: Hmmm, I honestly do not care, suck on my ball sack.

Dude1: Dude, your such a mayo.

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