Lucas

Lucas represents the urge to give up all his wordly possessions and go help Santa in the North Pole and embrace his midgetness. All Lucas’ have a hot sister and an even hotter dog. Needless to say if you are friends with a Lucas it is simply because you need diversity in your friend group. Lucas’ are typically brain rotted and have no desire to cleanse themselves.

Sentence example- Don’t be a Lucas and illegally cross the border.