Fire in the Sky

A sweet concoction of soda, orange juice, and just a touch of grenadine.

Barkeep: "What'll be?"
Customer: "A Fire in the Sky. Stirred, and add ice."

4👍 7👎

retarding

Doing dumb things on purpose by a stupid person.

Quit retarding with the bottle caps and pass me a damn beer!

2👍 2👎

blimbo

A ditzy blonde girl with a huge stuffed belly sticking out like a blimp after eating a lot of food. It may also cause her pants to be unbutton or overflow.

Hey blimbo! That's enough chocolate milk for one day.

15👍 31👎

Oh God it smells

A complaint of something smells really horrible.

Eww! Someone didn't flush their crap! Oh God it smells! Flush the damn toilet next time!

8👍 3👎

Redcoffee

A nice hot cup of coffee with disgusting period blood instead of creamer.

Never say yes to a gross woman offering you redcoffee. It's like eating out a virgin covered in her own period covered in coffee.

5👍 4👎

Frrt

A really funny fart noise that sounds like a trumpet.

*frrt*
LOL! Dude that sounded like a trumpet!

34👍 26👎

Oenophobia

A fear of wine of all kinds.

Man: "Would you like some wine dear?"
Woman: "AHHHHUGHHH!!!!!"
Man: "Whoa, relax! You're acting like you got oenophobia or something."

4👍 4👎